Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

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thiscolorfultwilight:

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

Mean Girls. Gotta love it.

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sad-babygirl:

pretty

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ven0moth:

no iphone

the-martian-chronicles:

tastefullyoffensive:

Old Economy Steve

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so accurate

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cascentric:

rebloggable per request

the-excel:

Know your place.

shitroughdrafts:

Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013.

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alittlebitofdisneymagic:

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disneyismyescape:

This sickens me. 

I need to speak on this. I am handicapped. I have trouble walking long distances at a time, and if I know I’ll be at the park more than 4 hours I will bring my wheelchair. This makes me so upset. It is hard enough to be a guest in Disneyland. I get the handicap entrance pass because I CANNOT stand in line that long, and cast members now have no trust because of THESE kinds of people trying to beat the system because they don’t WANT to wait in lines. It is absolutely terrible.

I have had people in my life who would invite me to amusement parks for the sole reason of using my wheelchair. It is not fair! I would much rather wait in the lines than physically not be able to.

Reblogging again for the comment above.

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crystalwhistle:

More whiteboard escapes- ☺